Thursday, July 13, 2006
* FOREWORDS - Hey there, this is an entry based on a true story that happened in my household over a period of around 14 days. Not advisable for people with bird phobia(like me).
Checklist
- a plastic bag/ medicated oil
- some cream, jus in case you start to itch after this entry.
PS . I'm not responsible for any of the side effects after this entry.
P.P.S Read at your own risk
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- 2 weeks ago -
It all started off with me walking into the kitchen looking for food as usual when i thought i heard a bird chirping. It sounded like somewhere in da kitchen instead of being outside the house. Being the bird phobic that i am, i rushed out to tell my brother who somehow refused to budge from his foetus position on the couch cos he's watching some lame animae on tv. Later when we both finally gathered our courage to find out wat was going on, the chirping was gone again. (maybe at the point of time, the bird was thirsty or something) so it stopped. Relieved that my guess was wrong, i calmly forgot about the event. What we didn't know was tat my instincts were damn right.(should have bought 4d on tat day) on with the story ...
a few days later, my mom n i were spotted with so called mosquitoe bites. So we sprayed bygone ard the house and really did cleaned up every speck on dust, and also change the bedsheets in case of bed bugs. It was then, my mom being the hyper-alert person she is, together with her sixth sense, spotted this incy wincy tiny black insect crawling on her body. After a while, she discovered a few new 'mosquitoe bites' on her body. It was then confirmed tat the bites were the doings of the despicable tiny incys. They are really powerful even though they are much smaller than a normal ant itself. My mom then declared a new cleaning campaigne for us to counter attack the despicable incys. Even the pig, my brother volunteered to keep the house clean by mopping the floor. Well, tats cos he got bitten also. To our despair, none of our counter attacks worked. None! And the bites kept increasing everyday. the worst victims were me n my mom. if u wondering how come we didnt kill the insect the way we would to a normal ant when it crawled onto your body, its cos the insect is so incy weeny and the speed of crawling is so fast, tat it makes it impossible to catch them crawling. The other day i was messaging my fren on my bed n somehow i was looking at my hand and saw a black thingy fitting the description tat my mom gave me. Needless to say, it died a horrible horrible death. Cos i was covered with bites all over, i guess this brought out the sadistic side of me. I put it in hot boiling water though i think it was already half dead between my fingers. and i immediately felt so much better. believe me, it came to a stage whereby i wanted to set a trap for all those bloody insects and pound them to death with my grandma's pounder. You'll hear my sis or me or my brother complaining abt it during dinner, it was a hot hot topic, and tat was where the nickname xiao hei came from haha. then my mom started looking for all of xiao hei and his stupid friends around the house but they were so good at playing hide and seek. until we started smelling something stinky ard the house lately. My mom guessed tat something was dead in the house, n we all thought it couldn't be possible cos none of us are murderers and also, we dont knoe any ppl with the tendancy to kill, and it couldnt be any pet as well cos we didnt keep any around. So my mom looked around and when she opened the cupboard where we kept all da plastic bags and she nearly fainted. she was damn right. the source of the disgusting smell was found - a bird -. oh god im having goosebumps even when im typing now. By the time we found the poor bird, it all decomposed n turned white...and tthere were really black worms crawling..which was probably xiao hei's parents ..btw, it was in one of the plastic bags. No idea how the bird got in either. In the end, Mr. Incredible my dad saved the day, by volunteering to throw the plastic bag out. He's such a hero. Cos the smell was really, eeeeekkkkk. Love ya, daddy.=) I know of some bloody bastards out there who will make their wifes do such things. Well, just watch ur steps yeah, karma will catch up with you. But i know one thing for sure, my instincts tat day were right. The only logic we could come up with was this - maybe it happened during one of the days where we had all the strong wind and stuff. The poor bird probably was too weak to fly against the wind since the weather is bad now adays, so it got blown into our house, and somehow it tried to fly ... and got stuck in one of our bags. Awwww... so sad right. i felt bad for the bird and how it died. But at da same time, im also mad at xiao hei n his parents(the black crawlies) for making me itch all day long. Well, according to Mr. incredible, the bird was pretty small. (awww...) Note to the mommy bird - Please do not come flying into our house k? Im sorry i didn't have the guts to go find out where ur baby was when i heard him cry for help. Dun mind if you come into my dreams and peck me. But just DONT fly into my house one day and come looking for your kid. We do not need another bird in our plastic bags, and i don tink i'll survive another bite from xiao hei n neither will my heart survive if i see another bird of any kind in my house.
_just me_
11:48 PM
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